Don't deny you are anything. This includes: Bad /jealous /angry etc. Just realize that that's a millionth of what your total … [Read more...]
277 Water on Floor
Wow! What happened here? Well, as you can see, I have water all over the floor of my recreation room. Can you help me clean it … [Read more...]
274 Lawyers & Virgins
I was with a couple of 'lawyers' (barristers) eating a hamburger. This place offered 'free' refills for your drink. So they only … [Read more...]
266 Results
"What are you doing?" a stranger asks. Making Huge Fruit. "Hmm, looks like you're just turning some dirt upside down." A … [Read more...]
265 Before
Danny was my secretary. He would type my letters (1970's!). And he'd make a mistake on almost every one. "Danny, do you … [Read more...]
261 Adult Checklist
* Do you like to get presents ... or give them? * Do you try to get-away-with it ... or own-up to it? Go To # 83 - 92 - 102 - 118 - … [Read more...]
249 Xxx x Xxxxx
It's just as much effort and cost: To type 'Xxx x Xxxxx', as to type meaningful stuff. To make a movie with one scene, one … [Read more...]
238 First
I walk into my office pre-occupied with a problem. I shut the door so no one disturbs me. Within two hours my problem is … [Read more...]
221 External Illusions
When I go to a movie I allow this 'External Illusion' to dominate me. I laugh, cry, etc. After, I might even comment on it with … [Read more...]
199 Everything
Repeat after me: I am NOT good at everything. I will stop trying to be good at everything. Or 'implying' I am good at … [Read more...]
171 Not Nice, Selfish
I finally found a gasoline (petrol) station open all night And I really needed some! I put $8 worth in my tank and went to pay. The … [Read more...]
158 Anarchy
What if no one is in charge? That's what happens when you destroy an idea someone has without putting forth an idea to take … [Read more...]
145 NO Feedback
See how quickly your eyes skipped over the blank space between the title and this line. There you just did it … [Read more...]
144 Monkeys
"George, with your ability to create Personal development training Seminars and my contacts with Hollywood stars, we can make a … [Read more...]
127 Not-Me
If you don't admit, accept and address the real cause you won't solve it. Sounds simple. And it is! So why do we constantly repeat the … [Read more...]
104 Power
Relax, you're not that powerful! You're not responsible for another person's success or failure. Their drinking or debauchery. You're … [Read more...]
102 Response-ability
Accepting responsibility for myself is the best thing I ever decided. I used to blame everyone and everything for my situation. The … [Read more...]
83 Being Wrong
As a consultant I deal with people. In one particular company we gather in their boardroom and start with a verbal report from each … [Read more...]
55 Oxygen
Airplanes are long tubes full of people. They look very carefully what to do in an emergency. And here's what they say: "In case of … [Read more...]
53 Guilt
Your mind works as follows: You do NOT compare this o with this O to conclude one is larger than the other! You absorb all of the o's you … [Read more...]
36 Prime Time
Here is a guarantee of sadness and failure: try to ‘look young' your whole life. As if that were the only value you had/held. As if that … [Read more...]
29 Who’s In Charge?
"I sit paying the bills and there's never quite enough money at end of month. Thinking 'I want more' is different to feeling you have … [Read more...]
27 Responses
"You stole my bicycle." What you are going to do about it. "You stole my bicycle." Well, it would seem that way, but I did … [Read more...]

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