274 Lawyers & Virgins

I was with a couple of ‘lawyers’ (barristers) eating a hamburger. This place offered ‘free’ refills for your drink. So they only ordered one drink and both of them drank from it. Then had a refill, or two, or three… After all, it says ‘free refills’ doesn’t it!   These ‘virgins’ claimed they were doing … Read more

266 Results

“What are you doing?” a stranger asks. Making Huge Fruit. “Hmm, looks like you’re just turning some dirt upside down.”   A while later. “Now what are you doing?” Making Huge Fruit. “You’re putting too many seeds at any one place.” They don’t all catch. “Still, …and you’re burying them in the dark.  You need … Read more

265 Before

Danny was my secretary. He would type my letters (1970’s!). And he’d make a mistake on almost every one.   “Danny, do you check these letters for errors?” Well, I can always correct them. “That’s not the point. Correct them before you give them to me.”   OK, why say this? Many people un-consciously believe that … Read more